As many readers may know, I am going to write the 'Chronicles of Torture' soon. However, there is a slight problem: the method of torture. It is between Jam and High Pressure, so I will randomly pick one out of a pillow case (hats are boring) and the winner will be in the 'Chronicles of Torture'.
IN OTHER NEWS
The 'Chronicles of Torture' will be written VERY soon.
I still think you should at least mention the acrylic paint thing.
ReplyDeleteImagine that line - "I've done all sorts of torture - sensory deprivation, whippings burnings, even being drowned in acrylic paint"
Snigger from victim
"You think it's funny? You'll think differently once your head's been in paint for a minute or two..."