My fellow Aluminums:
Today, is a day of change for our people. Today, is the day when a new era begins, and the ashes of the last is put in a pot on the mantel piece, next to the photo of William Shatner. Today, Lord Zaros takes his place among the seats of those who didn't want to sit on the lower level. Because Jeremy Clarkson was also sitting there.
Anyway, I shall now go and do something else. Farewell, my brave chicken caesar salads.
-L.Z.
